Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
