He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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