Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize