dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
