med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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