Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
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