So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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