I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
She said her name was "party"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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