My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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