i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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