I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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