Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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