I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
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