I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Boobs speak an international language.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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