no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
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