I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
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