Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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