"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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