he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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