PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
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