with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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