I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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