this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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