I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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