he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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