Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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