One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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