i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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