Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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