He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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