We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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