i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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