chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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