he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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