We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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