my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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