He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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