i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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