kristin has been a bad kristin
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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