wanna go halves on a baby?
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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