There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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