She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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