i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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