Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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