So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
