There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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