You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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