I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
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