Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Help me help you realize you are a moron
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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