OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Randomize
