i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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