She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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