Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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