Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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