Just mADE A PArabola og urine
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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