too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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