yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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